There are many reasons why people chafe. Eczema or repetitive exercise in clothes that dig into you are acceptable reasons. Being so fat that you rub yourself raw walking to the fridge is not.
But never fear! Big pharma has the answer for those whose body shape can best be described using balloon figures — Lanacane Anti-Chafing Gel. This forms a protective barrier between your rolls that is, according to their website, more effective than slathering yourself in Vaseline. Hurrah! Hopefully now that your movement is not restricted by horrible chafing, you’ll get some exercise and treat the problem rather than the symptom.
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