Internet candy? Oh yah, there is something entertaining and sweet about checking out all the alternative dating sites. www.SugarDaddyForMe is just the right flavor to make me drool at the candy store.
First of all, I have to say THANK you photo approvers for making sure the pictures are actual face pics. No sunrises and no “Body part catalog” images - you know – (in case I want gender re-assignment surgery and need to find the perfect Replacement Part).
But, some of these men should really proof read. How am I supposed to believe you had the brains to earn lots of money when you write “I prefer a 4 start hotel”? Did you maybe mean “Four star”?
Now, what research project would be complete without thorough field work? I took one for the team and in the name of science, I have been allowing ridiculously rich men to wine and dine me. Oh, the humanity.
And oh, ewww, get your hands off me! Let’s start with the little teenagers posing as “Sugar Daddies”. Also, married men who “love my wife but flirting is fun”, guys who think a 401K is the number of cereal boxes it takes to build a dog house, or who think our first meal should be breakfast – in bed – six hours after the start of the date.
Of course the women in this site are no treasures either. Women who claim to have “Class” but I think I might be able to diagnose breast cancer from their picture or some of them should have said they have ass, because that is literally what they posted a picture of.
All in all, I recommend it for something different. Me? I love dating because I love meeting strangers. Strangers are like candy and i just can’t get enough even if I do get a Sugar Daddy or two.
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